<b> spanish and italian:</b> So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.<p><b>french:</b> haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever<p><b>german:</b> LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA<p><b>english:</b> *shooting up in the bathroom*<p><b>gaelic:</b> the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck<p><b>polish:</b> here have all of these consonants have fun<p><b>japanese:</b> subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western<p><b>welsh:</b> sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk<p><b>chinese:</b> here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.<p><b>arabic:</b> so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!<p><b>latin:</b> here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening<p><b>sign language:</b> If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"<p>.
Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.