A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
that was the worst pun ever but im laughing
Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?
Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!
excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die
Waking up with allergies in spring more like
So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.
Always reblog The Princess Bride
MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER
this film though ffs
"Have fun storming the castle, boys!"
Today’s date is the same as it is backwards. 4/10/2014
Rachel Ferguson - Never Good Enough
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions
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